"Why, when this should be a rebirth story so satisfying it sends me over the moon, do I still have to work?!"
Though I bear the titles of War Princess, Saintess, and Hero, all I have to deal with is an endless pile of paperwork and a packed schedule.
"No work, no food!"
Meanwhile, there's a guy right in front of me who, despite being in another world, is a martial arts hero, and he does nothing all day.
"Why am I the only one stuck in an office?"
"What can you do? The gun nut researches weapons, the management genius makes money out there, and the hero trains the recruits. Everyone has their own job. You're the only one with free time, Saintess, since you're confined to your quarters~"
"And what about you?"
"I am the dignified Imperial Preceptor. Why should I let trivial affairs disturb me?"
"Stop using that as an excuse to slack off! My freedom to adventure, my reborn power and status, my dream of ruling the world! You've held up all of it!"
"Tsk, tsk. With an attitude like that, you'll never get to meet God..."
The lazy martial arts hero grinned and tossed another stack of work onto the mountain of paperwork.
"If you want to put God on trial, then make work the main quest of this rebirth game!"
"Aaaagh, damn it all!"
I unleash my rage. In this other world, I find myself doing the thing that feels least like living in another world...
