Voldemort: Hahahahaha! Tremble before the great Dark Lord!
The noseless Dark Lord raised his wand. Green light flashed:
"Avada Kedavra!"
The dazzling green light drew near, but it could not frighten her. Her slender figure remained poised as she calmly took off her mask:
"Voldy, you're dead!"
Voldemort: You freaking cheater!
--Excerpt from
The Third Dark Lord: One Hundred Things You Didn't Know About the Final Battle
by Anonymous
Cruella closed the book, picked up her wand, and decided to hunt down its author.
Hermione stopped her.
Well, having the Minister of Magic for a wife can be a hassle sometimes.
P.S.
Pure yuri.
The heroine is Cruella from Disney's film Cruella. She's neither wholly good nor wholly evil, but a powerful, confident, and slightly crazy "bad" woman.
Pairing: Hermione. They switch, though Hermione usually takes the lead.
Lots of original worldbuilding.
The translation may sound a little awkward (may Merlin give me a thumbs-up).