Honkai Experience: Herrscher of the Thousand People from the Start

"You've transmigrated."

"Yay!"

"But it's Honkai Impact 3rd."

"Oh..."

"You have a cheat!"

"Yay!"

"It's a life simulator!"

"Oh."

"But you're a Herrscher of Thousands from the start, facing that blazing slash head-on."

"????"

(Selective reading recommended. A newbie's poorly written work, please bear with me.)