Some NEET Princess: You're so weak! Come on, you're really weak! Now you know who's boss, huh?
Some Protagonist: Kaguya-chan, are you playing video games again? Take a break. How about helping me gank the other team?
Some NEET Princess: You're such a pain!
Some Protagonist: Please, just listen! If you keep ignoring me, that big guy in front of me is going to do me from behind.
Some NEET Princess: Could you stop bothering me?
Some Protagonist: But aren't a Soul Reaper and their Zanpakuto one and the same? It doesn't matter if I get done from behind. I can just grit my teeth and bear it, but you'll feel it too.
Some NEET Princess (starting to waver): ...
Some Protagonist (starting to tempt her): If you help me, I'll bring you some new games to play, and I'll take you out in the real world to get something delicious, too.
Some NEET Princess: !!!
