When I was five, I draped a bedsheet over myself, held a toy sword, and imagined I was a chivalrous hero.
When I was six, after watching Tai Chi Master, I swirled my hands around in a water vat and thought I’d mastered Tai Chi.
When I was eight, I thought to myself in the bath, “Burn, my little cosmos!” and imagined I’d unleashed the Rising Dragon Strike of Mount Lu!
A little older, I often dreamed that I opened my eyes and activated the Mangekyo, raised my hand and summoned Susanoo, and couldn’t help wanting to burst into wild laughter.
Who would have thought I’d transmigrate to a dangerous world where women ruled the land and strange horrors lurked everywhere?
Gu Qingfeng was nearly ruined when he questioned a saintess’s sacred teaching: “Most men in this world are talentless, yet excessively self-confident.” Her countless fanatical followers attacked him for it.
Then, after he stuck his hands into a water vat and swirled them around a few times...
[Congratulations, Host! You have unlocked the Martial Arts Achievement System: Water Vat Tai Chi.]
[Acquired martial art: Tai Chi]
[As long as you practice diligently, you’re sure to become a grandmaster. Keep it up!]
Later...
“What, you want to apologize? Sorry, you’re speaking too softly. I can’t hear you.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Qingfeng transformed into an eight-zhang-tall demonic form and grabbed his enemy by the head. His powerful arm blazed like fire.
