Love Pranks

It's such a clichéd setup that it's exhausting: a stepsister with no blood relation, brought into the family by a remarriage; a classmate who suddenly strikes up a conversation; a transfer student who appears out of nowhere; and fake couples in stories whose pretend relationships always turn real. These tired tropes are happening to me, so all I can do is say, "The wind is raging tonight," to hide how much I can't be bothered.

Besides, there's no way I could ever fall in love.