Good morning, Arknights Carnival! Yesterday's Arknights Fashion Show: Talulah's Femininity Challenge ended with a whopping 99 teams failing! Thanks to Talulah the Black Snake's heartfelt performance and an exquisitely faithful reenactment of the story's suicide CG, she managed to salvage a little of her dignity as a woman. But the winning team's player was a man too. At this rate, Talulah's femininity score is going to lose to Ansel. First Mizuki loses to Ansel, then Grey, and after that there won't be anyone left to lose to... Have you no shame!, An event promo from the big screen.
All right! Let's turn our attention to the Arknights Carnival speed race!
Player 1 and FrostNova blocked the road from the start with the classic ice wall, cutting off the other players and taking an early lead!
Hot on their heels, Team 8 sped through the smoke, only to crash headfirst into the wall. Team 8 is the first to be eliminated! Crownslayer is dead again! How heartless!
While the other teams struggle to climb over the ice wall, our protagonist is sitting in his mobility wheelchair, watching Ceobe run back.
Even though Ceobe got carried away having fun and accidentally left him behind, it doesn't matter! Next, he'll show everyone how hard he fights to win!
(The above is all a joke. Please refer to the main text for the actual story.)
