"Let's call the story The Starfield of Oz. It's kind of like The Wizard of Oz. You're the main character, a talking hair clip, the kind of ornament you wear in your hair. A cute little girl named Alice depends on you, and the two of you will travel together and find your way home."
"What does that even mean... Fine, but do I have any special powers?"
"No. You're just a chattering old hair clip."
"...Fine, I guess. It's just a fairy tale like The Wizard of Oz. I can do it without powers. Let's get started."
"Great! Then you'll meet the [Ancient Terror] Scarecrow, the [Heavenly Court] Tin Man, and the [Bai Ze] Lion."
"What the heck?"
"Are you happy?"
"I'm gonna go up there and..."
"She's a girl."
"...give you two big red envelopes and toast you with two cups of wedding wine."
(Since the yandere tag disappeared, I'm adding the word yandere here so people can find it.)
