The immortal drums no longer shake the world. Only demons and monsters walk among us.
No one remembers the bones of the fallen after a hundred battles. I’ll journey west once more and set the world right.
The Buddha is nowhere to be seen, and neither are the other Buddhas. The passing years leave nothing but regret.
I ask the heavens whether this is right or wrong, but alas, people’s hearts turn toward the devil.
Ten thousand years after Tang Sanzang and his three disciples journeyed west to fetch the scriptures, demons and monsters run rampant, Heaven lies in ruins, the Western Paradise has collapsed, and the Great Sage Equal to Heaven has fallen in a foreign land...
Transmigrate to another world and bind the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation System from the start. Found a sect, become its patriarch, and tend the fields. Defy heaven, slay immortals, and battle Immortal Emperors. Slay demons and punish evil, challenge the Future Buddha, and question the heavens. I am a demon!
“What’s wrong with tending horses? So what if I’m the Protector of the Horses? Hmph! The last guy who tended horses tore apart the Hall of Miraculous霄!”
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