[Congratulations, player! You successfully made perfect-quality fried tofu and skewers. As a reward, you get one Yae Miko!]
Yuan Kong, a full-time writer, cleared a minigame posted in his reader group chat, and found himself holding a beautiful woman soft and warm in his arms.
"Just asking: do you feed a fox cat food or dog food?"
"She needs Electro. Which is better for her, AC or DC?"
"Are Yae Miko and Pikachu related? She keeps stepping on my shoulders, and they're sore all day."
"My terrifying editor came to chase me for an update in person and is about to do me. Where can I buy a ticket to send her back to Teyvat?"
Yae Miko borrowed his computer to look up the latest light novels, and accidentally found his chat history. Her smile slowly twisted.
Reader group chat
Reader: With this latest update from Kong, he must've been locked in a basement and trained by someone.
Yuan Kong: Not someone. The fox has turned on her master.
Reader: ???
Plane of Euthymia
Ei: Your latest book is quite interesting.
Yae Miko: My husband wrote it, of course it's good.
Ei: ???
As characters from Genshin Impact descend into the real world, he gradually remembers everything. It turns out this world is completely absurd!
