Our lives are nobody's game.
Yet this world seems like an endless miniature theater.
Are you ready?
Draw cards! Evolve! Link up!
Icathian Monsoon!
The divine generals will guide us!
Enjoy yourselves!
Act One: A mountain of corpses, a red-eyed city. Bullet-hell angel Kai'Sa and Redemption Hunter send two hundred thousand lives back amid disease, with showers of light and blades.
Act Two: Eternal Inferno, a war of vengeance. Barbara and the Gospel Preacher give people enough healing to survive the lightning storm, bringing tears to the eyes of every passerby.
Act Three: Dragon Calamity, a twisted city. Seven magical girls of wildly different personalities unite as one, bringing hope and love back to the world.
Everyone believes the [Players] are inscrutable madmen, calamities beyond the bounds of worldly reason.
But our protagonist simply stands atop Ruby Mountain, smiling.
At this very moment, the [Player of the World] has awakened.
"I'm sorry, but that's just the reality of it."
"NPCs, please play a game with me."
"This screwed-up reality? I'll beat it in one life!"
