I Choose the Blue Pill!

Make your choice!

Turn back time! Infinite wealth! Destroy the world!

All you ever do is make me choose, choose, choose. Do I get anything if I choose?

Fine, then. I choose the blue pill.

I want to reach through the screen and slap that idiot on the other side!

But wait, what's this?

A blue pill?

Holy crap, I really get what I choose?

Bro, bro, bro, can I change my choice?

If you really had the power to get whatever you chose, what would you choose?