Would You Like to Hear a Few Stories?

How to write a novel that becomes a hit.

Step one: Create an eye-catching cover.

Step two: Write an opening that dazzles readers.

Step four: Write as much as you can. If you can't be a phoenix, at least be a tortoise.

But your cover is boring, your opening is dull, and you can't write much. Isn't this book doomed to fail?

Heh, as if you need to tell me that!