That ridiculous ability of being the protagonist? I don't want to use it at all.
With a gun pointed at him, Wang Yang crooked his mouth and drawled, “I bet your gun isn't loaded!”
In Lungmen, he pointed a watermelon knife at the Rat King. “I'll wipe you out in three days! I'll scatter your ashes to the winds!”
In Kazimierz... “Ooooooooh!”
And amid the ruins of Chernobog, Talulah watched a Gundam descend from the sky. “I'll sortie in Gundam form!”
A Rhine Lab researcher stared in disbelief at Wang Yang, who was holding a broken Originium. “If you cut off the head... the rest is edible!”
(How could the stuff in the blurb possibly be the same as what's in the story? Stick figures often improvise, after all.)
