Years later, under the glare of countless camera flashes, Hao Ren said:
"Cherish life, stay away from counterfeit and shoddy products."
"You are the director of your own life, but please don't choose a Kodachi."
"Be sure to keep your eyes peeled when starting a new job."
"And lastly... Pokemon may be adorable, but they're also dangerous. Never underestimate Pokemon!"
He had seen a pink giant mouse take down Ho-Oh, and an orange chubby dog knock the Silver Wing from the sky. He had even witnessed a black-and-white Dragonair face the twin gods of time and space...
And after countless desperate scrapes, he had taken down Legendary Pokemon with one hand-crafted Precipice Blade after another.
"Mew~ The Legendary Pokemon in my house is so cool today, too, mew~" The pink kitty took a selfie and posted it to her social media feed.
Groudon liked and reposted it under his real name!
Tags: Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokémon...
