Itsuka Shido: Truth, let's go on a date!
Truth God: ...Shido, in this brief life, Truth has learned one thing: the more people scheme, the more likely their plans are to backfire.
Itsuka Shido: Huh?
Truth God: A tsundere little sister will only end up a loser. A veteran with high attack and low defense is nothing but a glass cannon. An energetic girl has never even made it onto the track...
Itsuka Shido: What are you trying to say, Truth?
Truth God: Truth means to transcend humanity. Come on, Shido. Let Truth show you firsthand what that means.
Itsuka Shido: Huh... huh? Truth, what are you doing!?
One day later
Looking at Shido lying beside her, Truth said:
"That was a great date."
[Arrogance]: "Hmm..."
[Arrogance]: Hmm?
"I didn't expect you to make it here."
"So, what is it you wish to know, little one?"
A self-indulgent story by the author, written at an elementary-school level. Please don't flame me if it's not your thing.