I, Kiana Kaslana, heiress to the Kaslana family and future Overseer of Schicksal, am laying down the law today!
Even if you struck me with lightning or smothered me with that shrine maiden, I still wouldn't eat your cooking!
Even if you're my wife, I won't eat it!
After accidentally ending up in the world of Genshin Impact, the real Kiana was faced with a plate of blackened food (poison). Raiden Shogun sat before her, watching with an elegant smile. Kiana slammed the table and let out an indignant roar.
Then the Shogun pulled a sword from her chest.
"I'll eat it! I'll eat it!"
"Fine, I'll eat it!"
"I love my wife's cooking best! Mmm, it's so good!"
Ei watched Kiana shovel down her cooking with tears of gratitude in her eyes, smiling as she nodded in satisfaction. Then she put away her sword, deciding to make a few new dishes for Kiana that evening!
This story is also known as "Mei, Why Can't You Cook Anymore?", "The Story of a Married Woman Checking Out Green Lilies with Shenhe", and "Zhongli Sounds Like My Scumbag Dad, So I Picked a Fight with Him."
The Happy Days of the Real Kiana in Genshin Impact
