I'm Really a Materialist!

"Your Lordship, Jiang Qin is a staunch materialist.

In your presence, all demons and monsters will vanish into thin air.

What? You ask what if they really exist?

You argumentative little pest, get over here! Then you tell me, what am I supposed to do?

Wait, get that weird thing away from me!

I hereby announce to one and all: from now on, I'll believe in idealism, all right?

That's right,

Your Lordship

is scared stiff!"