As an ordinary flower shop owner, Zhong Jianwu thought his life would be peaceful from then on, growing Qijiela and Luluye flowers and spending his days with his beloved, Carmilla.
But a mysterious livestream suddenly shatters Zhong Jianwu's quiet life.
[Carmilla, my wife, I'm here, prpr!]
[Holy crap, I've got the makings of a great hero.]
[I'm dying. You horny old perverts defect faster than the French.]
[No spies here, let's see some thigh-highs. Then Trigger will have a bright future.]
[Lord Safulin, lend me your power of darkness! I want to turn to the dark side.]
Furious and feeling like his girlfriend was cheating on him, Zhong Jianwu immediately declared: "Are you crazy? Just because a woman exists, that makes her your wife? She's obviously mine!!!"
(The synopsis isn't doing it justice. Read the story.)