This Is Science, My Friend

“Although I can invent capsules that fit enormous objects inside, arm devices that send people to the hospital when they play cards, bamboo-copter toys that let you fly when you wear them on your head, belts that transform you into strange armored people, accessories that transform you into strange giants, and all sorts of other inventions, my friends, you have to understand...”

He looked at the people, who all wore horrified expressions that seemed to say, “You’re joking, right? Right?!”

With a calm expression, Lito said, “All of these things are scientific.”