That day, on the Hokage Rock, I looked at the five girls beside me and fell into deep thought.
If I married one fewer girl and left out Sana, she'd put on her usual tough act, then burst into tears and wail, "Why?" before stabbing me with a Lightning Cutter...
If I left out Ino, who always acted like she didn't care, she'd quietly walk away, then use Mind Body Switch to share life and death with me...
If I left out Tsunade, her tough exterior would crumble and she'd turn into a sobbing mess, punching my chest with her little fists as she cried in my arms...
If I left out Hinata, who was always so shy, she'd run off in despair. Then, egged on by Hanabi, she'd take my... parts while I wasn't looking...
If I left out Naruko, the sunny airhead, she'd smile and wish us well, then cry and bring her grandma Kaguya along to do something even more terrifying...
I... I absolutely refuse to yield to your damn Sword System! Never!!