"Hello, everyone. I'm Tiga."
"That's right, I'm that notorious womanizer from thirty million years ago. I was having a perfectly nice vacation in Orion, but of all the things I could have done, I had to get bored and suddenly decide to come back to Earth for a look. I would have been better off not looking, because something terrifying happened here..."
"My ex-girlfriend came back to life, and now she's roaming the world with a whip, looking for me..."
"And, unfortunately, she caught me. I watched that enormous whip of light come straight down toward me, and to save my life, I had no choice but to fall back on my usual tricks."
"So I said, 'Carmilla, let's get back together.' She agreed, and even blushed..."
Of course, getting back together was never going to happen. Not in this lifetime. The only way I can get by is to keep playing the womanizer and stringing people along.
