As soon as Shao Yun joined a chat group, he found there was no group owner and no rules.
Surfing the web and chatting?
He was an absolute expert at that.
He could talk endlessly, hold forth on world affairs, and revel in settling scores. It was pure bliss.
Especially when people asked him about Baal, Tokisaki Kurumi, Gilgamesh, or Emiya Kiritsugu.
He had so much to say about them.
Raiden Ei, Baal? Practicing Zen, are you? That's forgetting your roots! You forgot that the people are the foundation.
What about Tokisaki Kurumi? Still stuck in your chuunibyou phase? Trying to change everything in the past? You've lost your mind! Without a past, how can there be a future?
Gilgamesh is an arrogant lunatic. Didn't Emiya Shirou chop his arm off? Why praise him? That ham-fisted bit player isn't worth praising. You'd be better off praising Emiya!
Until one day...
[Raiden Ei has invited you to meet in person. Do you accept?]
[You accepted the invitation. Raiden Ei is being transported to your world. Please wait.]
A familiar, graceful figure appeared in the living room of his home.
Only then did Shao Yun realize something was terribly wrong.
The Raiden Shogun he'd been running his mouth about had shown up in person. What should he do?
Help, this is urgent!
Wasn't doxxing supposed to be banned online?!
