After transmigrating to Teyvat, Lin Feng discovered that, for some reason, he'd landed a job as a masseur and had also received help from an unknown being.
Give someone a massage each day, and you'll get a reward! But Lin Feng didn't know his way around this world, so in the end, he could only turn his attention to the simple, adorable Hilichurls and Slimes.
After a massage, a Hilichurl Shaman could wield Geo as well as Hydro.
After a massage, an adorable Slime could take to the skies in addition to unleashing electricity.
After a massage, an Abyss Mage could wield two elements and even swing its staff to beat people up...
"Come to think of it, the instructions never said I had to massage humans... I can massage Hilichurls, I can massage Slimes, and I can massage those weird mages too. Doesn't that mean I can massage Ruin Guards as well?"
Lin Feng rubbed his hands together, ready to give the Ruin Guard in front of him a massage.
Behind him, Traveler Ying had finally had enough. The monsters born from his massages were chasing her around, and she yelled at the top of her lungs:
"Stop massaging the Ruin Guard and massage me instead!"
Lots of readers seem to have misunderstood, so let Xiermi make this clear: the protagonist isn't human [
