The Shijo Young Master Doesn't Want to Be a Conquest God

“In short, conquest is a whole field of study. You’ll never win over the girl you like by charging straight at her. Hey, newbie over there, are you listening?”

Young Master Shinomiya (completely unashamed): “I like charging straight in!”

“Conquest! I can conquer anyone! Everyone!”

“Oh? You’re blushing? Let me take a look and see if you’re developing normally!”

What? The young master of the Shinomiya family is going to be handcuffed and sent to prison?

I’ll split your melon right open!