The Top Student at Hogwarts

As long as your grades are good enough, you can get special treatment. As Hogwarts’ top student, you can be forgiven even when you break the rules. Burning down the Whomping Willow, accidentally roasting a dragon, sneaking into the Restricted Section or the Forbidden Forest, breaking into the girls’ dormitory: all completely forgivable. Getting reported for violating school rules? No problem. Since you’re a top student, everything can be forgiven. After graduation, you can still be named the best student in Hogwarts’ history.

Professor McGonagall: “Why are you always involved whenever something happens?”

Luo Wen: “I’ve been pondering that question for six years.”

(P.S. None of the above is true. In reality, a bunch of evil gods from the stars are fighting over who gets to marry me. Even after I escaped to the Harry Potter world, I still couldn’t get away. What should I do? Asking online, and it’s urgent!)