The Thunder God pointed a milky-scented sword at the lady lying on the ground. "Either die or marry my son."
The lady replied, "Then I'll choose death."
The Thunder God roared, "Guards, tie this woman up and take her to the bridal chamber!"
Forced into marriage by Thor's mother, Bai Chen lifted the lady's red veil in the candlelight and said solemnly, "Miss, you know me. I like older women."
Auntie Yae Miko, Lady Kamisato, for example.
The lady let out a sigh of relief. "Actually, I'm young too. I'm only a few hundred years old."
Bai Chen said, "Oh, then that's fine."
And so, the lights went out, and the night passed.
The lady roared, "Bai Chen, you and I are sworn enemies!"
