“My name is the Demon King. Today is my first day on strike. Because those horny sluts under my command are so useless that they’ve all defected to the Hero, I’ve quit.”
“Relying on my overwhelming strength, I came to the border of the Demon Realm to clear my head. On a whim, I decided to personally wipe out a human village and blow off some steam.”
“Just thinking about those humans screaming in agony beneath my hands gets me excited.”
“I went to the village and hung every rich, powerful noble there from the lampposts, leaving them exposed to the wind and sun. Then I had the villagers come watch their misery.”
“I’m the Demon King. Today is the first day I decided to take revenge on humanity. I never imagined my first act of revenge would go so smoothly.”
“The villagers said I was a great hero who had saved them from the oppression of the capitalists. Everyone welcomed me with flowers, and several pretty girls even said they wanted to marry me.”
“Damn.”
