Am I Being Forced Into a Q&A by a Yandere?

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Bad news: I'm dead. Good news: I'm alive again.

Bad news: A yandere has her eye on me. Good news: I have a golden finger.

Bad news: The yandere has a Q&A space. Good news: I have a book of prophecies.

Bad news: The prophecies aren't always right. Good news: If I'm killed, I get to start over.

Bad news: I don't know who the yandere is. Good news: I know the yandere likes me.

Chu Yue: What kind of good news is that?!