I'd say my life as a young lady has been like a soaring dragon.
As a young lady, I really couldn't ask for a better life.
Sure, I was born with a debuff. But these days, every proper young lady has to have a sickly trait or two, so I don't mind.
Of course, it would be even better if I didn't have to work in this troublesome place. After all, my first job after taking office was to dig up my ancestors' graves. That's strange enough, but we even dug up a weird ancestor on that trip.
Oh, and it would be even better if these troublesome women would stay away from me.
[Girls' love. If that's not your thing, please move along. The blurb isn't great, so please read the story.]