"You only like me because I look so cute, don't you? So why won't you marry me?" (♂)
"We're going to be together forever, okay? You can't flirt with other women. Otherwise, I'll have to dig out your eyeballs and put them in my room, so you can look at me forever. Oh ho ho ho ho..."
"I only went with you because I thought you could keep me fed. Now I'm hungry, so hurry up and find me something to eat. If you can't, I'll eat you instead!"
"When I was just a cat, you held me in your arms every day and wouldn't let go. Why are you ignoring me now that I've become human?"
"Sweetie, come have some takoyaki. I made them with my own tentacles. They're packed with the blessings of the Old Gods, and after you eat them, you'll even hear my gentle whispers!"
All of you, stay the hell away from me! Don't come any closer!
You promised I'd get a wife for saving a world, so why isn't there a single normal person here?
I used to fantasize about how wonderful life with a harem would be, but now I just want to live a quiet single life.
"What are you doing here all by yourself?"
"What do you think?"
"You're here to take a dump, aren't you? That's so unsanitary!"
"Yeah, someone like me is already unclean... (teary-eyed)"
