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I love humanity as I love my wife.
Humanity loves me the way they lick their wives.
Better for me to marry everyone in the world than let the world marry me!
A golden-haired adopted daughter with twin tails? The gentle older sister of a comrade who fell in battle? A mother who has borne hundreds of daughters? And all her hundreds of daughters? A mature warrior two meters tall? A devotee of the Flesh Cult whose body has been modified? A righteous archbishop, pure as a clear mirror? A furry cavewoman...
I'll marry them all!
Your wife and daughter are now under my care, and so are you. Do not worry!
I will save humanity from this desperate world, because I love every one of you.
Lin made up her mind.
"Great Lin, have you been well lately?"
"Not really. I adopted the wife and daughter of another comrade who died..."