My name is Sugisaki Ryuya. I'm 17 years old. I live alone in Tokyo's Bunkyo Ward. I attend Jinchuan High School. Every day, I have to exorcise demons as part of my civic duty, and I can't go home until club activities are over. I don't smoke, and I only drink in moderation. I go to bed at 11 p.m. and get a full eight hours of sleep every night. Before bed, I always check under the covers for female ghosts, then recite the Supreme Lord of the Cavernous Mystery, Numinous Treasure, and Great Way of Salvation Sutra for twenty minutes. Once I get into bed, I fall asleep immediately. I sleep until morning and never carry fatigue or stress over to the next day. My classmates all say I'm perfectly normal.
I've endured countless unimaginable calamities to get the life I have now. Strange beings or gods, it doesn't matter: if anyone tries to disrupt my peaceful daily life, she's my enemy, Sugisaki Ryuya's!
What? She's a beautiful girl? Oh, then never mind. Who wouldn't enjoy going on an adventure with a beautiful girl?
