When a Corporate Drone Meets a Girl Who Falls from the Sky

When an office drone meets a beautiful girl who falls from the sky.

Beautiful girl: Are you my master?

Office drone: …

(Says nothing, warily looking around)

Beautiful girl: Why are you so on guard?

Office drone: Because why would any woman be interested in me unless she was trying to scam me out of money?

Beautiful girl: Why would I lie?

Office drone: That's what scammers say, too.

Give up your fantasies and guard against new scams.