To raise magical girls with outstanding character, I became their mentor.
For the sake of magical girls' love and justice, I became the BOSS of the forces of evil.
To protect the physical and mental well-being of magical girls, I became the youngest person in history to earn doctorates in two fields.
To observe the growth of magical girls more closely, I became the big brother next door, the old man playing chess in the park, the middle-aged jogger passing by, and the mysterious transfer student.
I'm just me, ahem... someone quite different...
Simply put, those are all my secret identities. Look at all the fake IDs in my wallet! Huh? A double doctorate? Of course that's fake too. (Dragged away...)
