No One Understands How to Restore the Han Dynasty Better Than I Do

Twenty-four histories, page after page of imperial family affairs.

The common people get only a few strokes of the brush, and few know their bitter hardships.

Disasters strike month after month, and the Xiongnu raid the frontier year after year.

Behind vermilion gates, meat and wine rot, while corpses of the starving litter the roads to the capital.

A young man, full of ambition, vows to set this troubled world right.

A passerby asks:

"Are you going to restore the Han dynasty?"

The young man laughs:

"I'll restore your damn ass."