The Strongest Uma Musume Are All My Secret Identities

To get home, put on these secret identities and collect fans' emotional energy.

The strongest and fastest legendary Uma Musume? That's me!

A shooting star streaking across the sky, a G1 Triple Crown champion less than a year after debuting? That's me too!

A problem child with twenty crowns who never performs onstage? That... is also me...

Do you people seriously not get it? It's called marketing! It's hype! It's good publicity and bad publicity! Gaining followers has absolutely nothing to do with me not wanting the horses to jump!

A joyful atmosphere filled the entire planet.

(The author isn't a professional, and updates are very irregular. Please be cautious before diving in, and forgive me.)