Save the World! Hengdian Players!

Enemy forces across the way, listen up!

We are invincible war gods, equipped with spacetime technology, outfitted by a joint German-American alliance, empowered by ancient Chinese martial arts, and guided by mysterious Bagua prophecies. We killed over 800 million Japanese soldiers in one year!

As for things like every soldier carrying 150 kilograms of ammo, uniforms that never get dirty, hair always perfectly gelled, and machine guns that never overheat... Hey, those are just features of the game.