[Imperial News] A reporter recently had the good fortune to interview the empire's wealthiest businessman, Joseph Wilson, known as the "King of Commerce." Facing the camera, the golden-haired man looked calm and composed, his red scarf fluttering in the breeze.
"What is your view of charity?" the reporter asked.
"Business itself is the greatest form of charity!" Wilson put on his monocle and smiled faintly.
"What do you think of General Esdeath?" the reporter pressed.
"She's... very juicy!" Wilson gave him a knowing look.
"How would you assess Night Raid's recent activities?"
"A beautiful sight to behold!" Wilson exclaimed.
"But they destroyed your factory."
"Night Raid are a bunch of terrorists!" Wilson's expression changed in an instant.
"Why are you so hypocritical?" The reporter had finally found a weakness and pressed the question with ulterior motives.
"Listen, nobody understands Night Raid better than I do." Wilson spread his hands, posing as if he were about to play an accordion. "You at Imperial News are all fake news, Fake News!"
