Uma Musume, First Place Is What Matters Most!

Also known as: A Uma Musume Who Knows Nothing About Tactics Is Not a Good Trainer

[Classic Uma Musume]

Maruzensky: First out of the gate, and every other horse fades from view

Chairwoman: I will protect everything about Uma Musume

Emperor Rudolf: Because I am the emperor

[Golden Uma Musume]

Golden Victory: If I can avoid a lifetime ban from the Uma Musume Association, that's a win

If you want to come first, you have to do whatever it takes!

Strong rivals your own age?

She'll happily spend all day drawing cards, playing games, and grinding mobile games!

The next generation coming up behind you?

Just use your experience to psychologically manipulate promising juniors and crush their potential!

Either she's suspended, or she's on her way to being suspended!

Every time she makes a dashing entrance, the race rules have to be rewritten!

During her suspension, she leads a professional team and turns G1 races into downright hellish events!

Japan's pride, personally seen off by the association chairwoman when she goes overseas to race (yeah, right)

Who is so shameless, yet so dazzlingly beautiful that no one can bring themselves to blame her?

That's right! It's me, Golden Victory!

A friendly reminder: no horses are being mistreated in this story!