Knights Don't Need Youthful Romance

When I first woke up, I thought this was an ordinary slice-of-life world. From what I remembered, it was a peaceful place.

After searching through my memories, I thought this was a crossover world. After all, I remembered Yukino Yukinoshita, Eriri Sawamura, and others.

When I felt a transformation device on my bedside table, I thought this was a world under attack by monsters. I would become a lone hero and save the world.

When a group calling themselves the Human Order Chaldea Security Organization came looking for me, I was a little confused. What kind of world was this, exactly?

When I met the person who claimed to be the president, my confusion reached its peak.

"That's right! The president is me, Teri Teri!" said a certain mascot.

So, is it too late for me to go back now?

But I digress. After all that, there's only one thing I really want to say.

"Knights and romantic coming-of-age stories really don't go together, do they?"

"Amazon."