A Friend of Mine Keeps a Diary on Hedgehog Cat

I have a friend: an old, ugly, short, fat, poor, stupid, lazy, socially anxious slob who never stops picking his nose. He's also an anime fan, and a hardcore user of Cihimao. One day, he said to me, "I want to write a diary on Cihimao."

Me: "What kind of normal person writes a diary?"

Friend: "I'm not normal."

And so, off he went.