It Wasn't an Apple That Hit Newton

In 1666, Newton was reading beneath an apple tree in a garden. Suddenly, a man fell from the sky and struck her squarely on the head. Newton: "?" Li Cheng: "Um... If I said I was your fiance and had come to surprise you, would you believe me?"

PS1: This is an alternate history. Any similarities are purely coincidental.

PS2: I'm a new author with a new book, so please go easy on me.

PS3: Konodio! (Best enjoyed with the title.)