Gojo Satoru Is My Wife!

I died!

Then I came back to life...

I actually turned into a capitalist.

Wait, I have a wife?

And my wife is Satoru Gojo!

S H O C K E D, (ΩДΩ)

You know Satoru Gojo, right? Not Kogoro Mouri or Satoru Suzuki, but white-haired, sharp-tongued Satoru Gojo.

The [Strongest] in Jujutsu Kaisen, that's not even the important part, the key thing is that he's a man!!!

What do I do?

How am I supposed to protect my chastity? Asking online...