Traveling with Pigs

The pig I raised started talking. That was pretty strange.

Stranger still, she started talking to me about love.

"Hey, big bro, do you believe in love at first sight?"

"I do!"

"But I think a person and a pig can't... or at least shouldn't..."

The pig and I stared at each other. I turned away.

"Fine! At least I'll..."

Also known as The Last Resort for a Shut-In