I'd trade a lifetime of dignity for Gintama to never end!
"Earthling, wake up! Open your eyes. I am Sufalin."
"Sufalin, th-that great lord?"
"It's me, DIO!"
"????"
When Liu Lang opened his eyes, what appeared before him was a giant glowing orb wearing a DIO-style expression. What's wrong with this setup from the start, hey?!