Lao Xia somehow transmigrated to Orario, the city of the labyrinth. He thought that after becoming a transmigrator with a System, he'd be able to make his mark and conquer the world.
Who knew this System would be so unreliable?
Just look at the stuff it gives me!
[Skill: Love's Devotion]
Effect: Increases experience gained from hunting monsters, but automatically chooses one of your enemies and gives them twice your experience from hunting monsters.
[The Second Battalion Commander's Italian Cannon]
[Golden Kela]
[King's Invitation]
[Divine Salvation]
Lao Xia: Don't you have a really powerful skill that can actually fight?
System: Of course!
[High-Tail Slash]
Skill effect: A secret technique passed down by the Takao family. It uses the momentum generated by ** falling to unleash a powerful slash. The larger the **, the more powerful the attack. The skill has no upper limit!
(See? This is a divine-grade skill that's both simple and absolutely powerful. No training required, and you can master it in a second! As long as your ** is big enough, you'll instantly defeat the heavens, the earth, and even the air.)
Lao Xia: It's a good skill, but I'm a man!
System: Men shouldn't waste time talking. Just do it! Besides, if you hadn't suddenly transmigrated, you bastard, this System would have retired already. So go ahead and fully enjoy all this resentment!
