Talulah: Everyone else gets five days of annual leave. You, on the other hand, are lucky if you clock in for five days a year!
Surtr: As the character with the most freedom in Terra, and the one who feels most like a paid DLC character, what’s wrong with making some extra money in other worlds when I have free time? It’s not like I haven’t sent any money back!
Talulah: You’re absent every day, setting a terrible example! When morale falls apart, how are we supposed to lead the team?
Surtr: How can we run a proper movement when we’re surrounded by vermin every day?
Talulah: Nonsense! They’re our fellow infected, all suffering from persecution. How can you call them vermin? Go on, who are you talking about?
Surtr: You.
(“Let There Be Light” blares)
Yelena: Am I included too?
Surtr: ...Sorry. I got carried away.
Talulah: What gives her special treatment!? Why does FrostNova get special privileges!?
Surtr: Because she can make popsicles by hand!
Yelena: ...Don’t come back.