I Only Ate a Phoenix Egg

Lu Rui is a fine young man of the 21st century, one of the neighborhood's most outstanding youths and a firm believer in materialism. But after polishing off a bowl of golden egg fried rice, his whole world changed... "Oh, it's me, Fugui Phoenix." "What? Director Xiao was struck dead by lightning while undergoing tribulation?" "Th-th-this is meat, meat, egg, egg, scallion, scallion chicken, chicken!" Wait, why is the style of this cultivation world getting weirder and weirder?