I'm in Tokyo. Thanks for asking.
My white-haired, red-eyed fiancee is named Nakiri Erina. My blonde sister-in-law is a tsundere who often comes over to study with me until dawn.
On the surface, I seem like a winner in life. In reality, you guessed it!
I really am a winner in life!
I'm also the manager of an otherworldly restaurant that opens only on Sunday nights!
That day, I was giving my pet spider, Kumoko, instructions to go hunting when my fiancee suddenly called.
"What! You're not Erina? That blonde tsundere is the real Erina?"